Did you go to Constance? Was the guy named Dan?

I did not see this one coming. This B list actress who will take anything, even behind the camera has A+ list name recognition thanks to a marriage. The always quiet one got busted in a NYC restroom making out with a guy. There was no sex, but there was a lot of rearranged clothing and hands in places that seemed to…

chris’ life isn’t perfect because liam is the hotter hemsworth.

it’s just an excuse for some bonfires and fireworks today.

Gut reaction here: I never usually buy into the “but he seems like a nice guy excuses”, Brad Pitt doesn’t strike me as a child abuser. Prove me wrong Internet.

Yeah, I’m still experiencing Britney’s moment when she realized that Ryan Seacrest isn’t gay.

I hate her so, so much. Like as much as I hate cancer and Nazis.

Still not as good as “Bless your heart,” though.

He is hot as fuck in the Departed, and I think it has to do with their being something really sexy about manly dudes with Boston accents who are rough around the edges. That entire movie, as well as The Town, are essentially like porn to me.

Confession: For some reason I find him hot in The Departed. I still can’t explain it.

Solicitation aside, I have to find an adequate explanation for why people like cruises.

this baby nero looks like he’d slit my throat to use my blood as rouge. no.

No.