Yeah, I’m still experiencing Britney’s moment when she realized that Ryan Seacrest isn’t gay.

I hate her so, so much. Like as much as I hate cancer and Nazis.

Still not as good as “Bless your heart,” though.

He is hot as fuck in the Departed, and I think it has to do with their being something really sexy about manly dudes with Boston accents who are rough around the edges. That entire movie, as well as The Town, are essentially like porn to me.

Confession: For some reason I find him hot in The Departed. I still can’t explain it.

Solicitation aside, I have to find an adequate explanation for why people like cruises.

this baby nero looks like he’d slit my throat to use my blood as rouge. no.

No.