Ian McKellen, you pull up your pants!

We did that too! Totally wasted within 15 minutes.

We tried to make it a drinking game where you drink whenever they say "Ancient astronaut theorists believe..." It was a very sloppy night.

All I want to know is was the kid innocent or not?

1. I bet you anything Hiddles was trying to choose between "God Of Thunder" and "Let's Misbehave."

Just shocking. Next you'll tell me there's an entire industry geared toward manufacturing this consistently bland, sedating music.

Why does society love sports but say racist shit about athletes?

why why why why why WHY did you do this to me

The only fucks I have to give at the gym is when someone takes the cardio machine RIGHT NEXT TO ME when alllllll the other machines in the gym are open. There's a reason I work out at 5 am! Socializing is not one of them!

This is actually something I've been thinking about a lot lately. I started a job in DC a couple months ago, and taking public transportation to work after several years of being insulated in suburban office parks, I'm really noticing how much I don't fit in sartorially. So many of the women in my age group look like…

If you're gonna troll, at least try to not be so obvious.

I love Kristen Wiig and I love comedic actors in general but christ it is so cliche for them to have their "dramatic coming out" in a boring indie movie where they dress plainly, don't wear much make-up (or wear make-up that makes them look plain) and stare plaintively just left of camera. They might also whip out a…

As an ed policy person, I just can't get over the talking point: "our kids should be the focus of our education system." Instead of...what alternative?!

I feel like this is the only dance move you could do to it

"We wouldnt be having this conversation at oil"

Let's not forget, Gaga had him on tour with her for months to shoot her coffee table book. It caused me to doubt her, even though the book was awesome ( I got it for fifteen bucks on amazon). Who could hang out with that weirdo for all that time? He's such a creeper and every time I see those dumb glasses, I want to…

Ah Pop Music. An ever-quickening race to the bottom.

As a recovering bulimic, the Gaga thing is triggering as fuck. Like, legit triggering. I hate her so much.