I think Chrissy’s death had sufficient weight. It saddened most of the audience, from what I can tell, motivated one of the Hawkins threats for this season and clearly weighed on Eddie.

That said, I echo Brown’s call for mass bloodshed. You want to see some tears and some stakes? Kill Winona Ryder’s character early…

Tig Notaro is waiting by the phone.

That farm full of guns is being blown out of proportion.  Those guns are being farmed purely for food, it's straight from the farm to your plate, they can't hurt anyone.

It’s 2022 bro, they're gonna replace Miller with Chris Pratt.

This part is super frustrating. Ezra Miller’s really ruining things for the millions of non-binary people who aren’t abusive, psychotic assholes.

Once again, might want to keep in mind for future Flash movies the availability of Grant Gustin, or Keiynan Lonsdale, or Jessica Parker-Kennedy, or really anyone else who is not a raging lunatic 

I’m just going to come out and say it:

I really don’t understand this marketing campaign for The Flash.

Just because the world is the problem doesn’t mean that you are not also a problem. 

Ripley’s “Believe It Because You Already Did Anyway And Were Pretty Much Correct In Your Assumptions Save For The Details” just doesn’t have the same zip to it.

pfft. I’ll take whatever George Miller can imagine over your imagination any day of the week. He’s blown my mind in the theater my entire lifetime. 

I really want the phrase “filled with guns and weed” to appear in my obituary.

What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?

yes this sounds just messy AF. I’m sure she was fleeing her ex, but sounds like her “healing” is probably just doing drugs with Ezra at this rural drug den. I feel for the children and hope the system gives them proper protection together.

Give them a break, it’s not like it happened everywhere; it was an isolated incident that occurred at a mere 730 showings.

Pushing boundaries, etc.

Gotta love Fathom’s mea culpa is “You can pay us to see it again and maybe we’ll do it correctly this time,” instead of “We will be providing refunds for all the showings this occurred at.” Gross.

a wannabe stand-up comic at open mic night, desperately reaching for a laugh.

Damn, you must be a real asshole.

This is so nice to make fun of someone with a disability

Elon Musk is way, way uglier inside and out.