I’d love to see the next Oscars held at a Hyatt Regency conference hall and see Martin Scorsese and Reese Witherspoon excitedly getting up when it’s their table’s turn to line up for the buffet.

I feel comfortable coming out and saying that I too was cast as Jerry Buss. I only found out I was fired when I showed up to set and literally no one had ever heard of me and everyone yelled at me to leave or they would call security.

The idea of John C. Reilly worrying about his ability to get work is literally the worst thing I have read in the news in the last ten years. What if he'd had to go back to porn? 

Well, it’s either “I don’t give a damn” late or its “I’m dealing with severe issues relating to the pressure I’m under” late.

I am happy to accept Superman’s poop fetish as canon. I mean, he has sex with humans, who are a different species. Of COURSE he’s into some freaky shit. If Martha knew only the half of it, she would be so ashamed…

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*Brandon Sanderson has entered the chat*

Yeah he probably did care at one point but was stuck in a corner he’d written himself into and doesn’t know how to get out of it (he’s now rewriting sample chapters he released years ago) and the poor reception of what was no doubt his at least at the time original synopsis probably hasn’t helped matters.

England vs Wales isn’t too bad, the Scots get a rawer deal from the English and the N Irish get it even worse. “Terrorists all of them”. You get the idea. Being Welsh and having lived in England for a long time we’re seen more as country bumpkins, or rednecks, it’s more a patronising thing than any heavy racist vibes.

But I’ve been assured that Europe solved that whole racism thing.

Not even that, probably. Maybe 2% women, 25% spam accounts pretending to be women. 

That thing will be totally overrun by spam accounts using stolen pictures of models to trick conservatives into handing over money within 6 months. 

“Back in the day we’d just hand John Boorman all the money and cocaine he wanted and deal with the consequences later, because that’s what artists do.”

catastrophic shai hulud crashes were occurring under the sand constantly during the film but we just couldn’t see em

No. Stop. Stop it. We know. American New Wave directors don’t think they make movies like they used to. This is not a story. Stop trying to make this a story. We know.

The reason this is dumb is not that he’s wrong about most movies being samey; it’s that it’s not a new criticism, has always been true of movies, and has always been true of all media of any kind. Making innovative art is hard, has always been hard, and will always be hard; people generally want art like the art…

I get what he’s saying, and even agree with him to an extent, but, like, who cares? I simply don’t bother with films that don’t appeal to me. I’m not out there saying all films should be what I want them to be.

Can’t wait to see it shut down after much whining because it’s only 12% women.

I’m 6' and I don’t have any problem with her being fired. I can’t pretend to comprehend the cultural implications of the slang she used, but you can say “I prefer tall men” without saying “Short men aren’t humans and should have surgery to fix their defect”. Replace tall/short with any other immutable identifier about…

LoL yes as a Kristen Bell fan it hasn’t gone unnoticed that this website has a bizarre grudge/vendetta against her. I feel like maybe their SEO team or someone shares regular memos with the editors like “ok, we hate Jameela Jamil now, target 3 hit pieces this month”.