“does it to the ladies”? Hush. Say nothing. Use your mouth for something that makes sense.

Um ok. I’m off to book tickets for next year.

“I would eat cereal out of your asshole”

“I want to push your head down really hard while you give me head”

No dice. I would love a little blood sugar sext magik but my partner is a literal dude with an impaired romantic imagination. The few times I’ve tried, with innocuous but hopefully leading messages like “I wish you were in my bed right now,” I get matter of fact responses like “too bad we live so far apart.” :/

Can we get a follow-up Grim Yelp Review of our Grim Sexts?

If you took out all the jobs that are in this daisy chaining/sub-contracting/sub-sub contracting that goes on in business today, regardless of the field or industry you are in...the national unemployment rate would be about 19% right now...

Yeah, fuck paying people who work for you if no one is watching!

When you use the word “token”, i understand it to mean,”just throw any ole woman up there.” That's the confusion in your post.

iggy looks awesome with crimped hair, and britney’s curly bob was. SO. CUTE. like do what you want brit but know the short hair was a better look than the extensions.

Oh, are we posting Pretty Wild GIFs now?

“Baz Luhrmann’s musical remake of Blade Runner”

Oh, there WAS a Yelp review! Thank you for this; the news story showed a Facebook comment and didn’t specify Yelp was involved. I’ve updated the post.

It seems a little bizarre to me that anybody is implying that the current team is any way connected to the actions of a single person who nobody on the current team knows.

I willed mine to my daughter so that she can continue the legacy.