unrelated: are we going to talk about how 46 senators just committed borderline treason yesterday? been waiting for a gawker/jez article to properly articulate this fuckery

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

My husband, not overly sentimental, says to me on Sunday "Aww, did you see that latest proposal video? It's cute."

I walked right past her in a Publix here in ATL a few months back. She was wearing heroine (oversized) sunglasses (at night) and sweats.

Since I started using the old school, white and yellow tub of Carmex morning and night, I've gone from constantly chapped lips to never, ever chapped. It's a classic for a reason! Plus, only $1 at the Dollar Tree!

Once I switched to showering at night, my hair woes disappeared. Put it up in a twisty bun thing overnight, and POOF, CURLS. All I gotta do is get bangs damp and curl them under with the blowdryer. Life changing!

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The blood of a human male.

The blood of a human male.

No, it does not. It makes him look like someone who deserves a glitter-bomb.

Honest question: Pointless how? The small student-to-faculty ratio? The individualized attention? The depth and breadth of material? The hands-on learning allowed in smaller classrooms? The amazing financial aid packages?

I went to a small liberal arts college and performed leaps and bounds beyond my peers in graduate…

That sounds like some kind of sub-brand mentality. Like get Ronda Rousey to be their spokesperson:

This makes me want to have an abortion and name it Liletta.

So I guess now's as good a time as any to get on my high horse about how selfish and unsustainable graves are.

I'll give you a 38-year-old mother-of-two in Atlanta. Howzzat?

But isn't the whole planet one mega mass grave, if you really think about it?

We had to kill them sometimes on the farm where I grew up. Didn't need $5000 weapons to do it, and we didn't pose for pictures afterwards.

This is why I believe Atlantis is real a lot of cities that were regarded as myth have been proven to be real there just a lot older then history gives humans credit for because they have adopted a timeline that's widely accepted and never challenged because of that, which doesn't make it 100% right, some of the most…