I always get teased for the word pen. Pen/pin, ten/tin, been/bin, etc, I cannot hear the difference. Thats usually how I get caught when sober.

I just had lower spine surgery and I can extend my leg higher than that. For shame.

I don't this new silhouette. Just me?

I want this fabric as drapes

Boars are mean as hell! Thank you. City slicker friends were confused as to how a boar could kill a man. My family in south Georgia (near the Okefenokee) tell me more kids are eaten by wild hogs than alligators there. I don't know how accurate that is (are boars omnivores? how many alligators are really in south…

I wonder throughout the series what Jamie's, or perhaps Gabaldon's, obsession with beatings and floggings is about. Him and Claire talk about it as foreplay almost in some parts of the first book.

Is this Miranda Cosgrove?

I am loving the no bra trend and incorporating it into my daily life. Down with bras!

I had an owner at a bar once who would make us pay him back if counterfeits ended up in his till. We checked all the bills over $20 after the first time, but sometimes $20 worth of fake fives would end up. Either Atlanta has a huge counterfeit problem or he was just pocketing our tip money, now that I think about…

She has been reaaaalllly into the deep V lately.

I like Angel Haze's shoe(/pant?) situation. Gives her an extra couple of inches that she definitely needs next to Ireland lol. They're precious and I am jealous. *opens pint of Ben and Jerry's to sob into*

Hey I don't know where to send this, but have y'all seen this:

Witness Salt n' Peppa sizing up guys in Shoop, or the listing the specifics of what a guy has to do in Red Light Special. This song is all about guys keeping her around because she fucks.

I feel like being able to try something on is even more important to plus size ladies, right? I know other women who also wear my dress size, but what flatters our two different bodies varies so drastically. For me, I want something that hides my tummy but accentuates my waist and hips. She has a flatter tummy, but…

Lazy/cheap girl reason for liking skinny jeans: skinny jeans, especially jeggings, are my-leg-shaped. Therefore I don't have to think about material (except my beloved stretch), cut, how they fall, how wide the flare should really be, or, to a lesser extent, where they sit on my waist because they're stretchy and I…

And who's to say the basic don't deserve their own style icon?

Is it just me or did she get really thin? Maybe it's the angle of this photo? Either way, this dress is stunning on her and I want it so bad. I cannot think of a single occasion I would wear it to, but I would love to hang it somewhere prominent in my house like art

Need these pants.

Or that you have the leisure time to go to a beach/lay around for several hours lol.

The fact that you're bringing any of this up in the comments section of JEZEBEL is actively trolling, sorry.