As a white person... fuck white people, lol. White people are literally the worst.

Or maybe you don’t need to grow like a virus or a bloated parasite in order to be satisfied with the performance of your company and the work it does? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You can tell unions work in your interest because bosses get fucking scared

Armed with iced tea and skittles. Skittles exacerbate the whites’ “economic anxiety” because of all the colors.

Deja vu?

Shouldn’t you be at work trying to convince an elderly person that they really need the TruCoat?

I think it was the only association with ‘back of the bus’ she could muster. Because she is an entitled person, who always was put at the front of the line in her distant hot youth. So now, when she is falling apart, and given less special treatment, due to the predictable effects of age and pop culture, she can’t…

Edibles maybe, but the last thing I want to sit next for hours on end is a person that smells like a skunk crawled up their ass and died. 

I didn’t say that.

The Ranger used to be a compact pickup truck. Until recently, the global Ranger was a normal-sized vehicle for farmers and workmen, in all the rest of the world, where a bloated American-sized pickup would be excessive.

The MAGA cult is violent towards literally any change they don’t like. 

In the early days of the internet, “actually having the file on your hard drive” was such a laborious, time-consuming task, that I held onto .jpg or .wav files like they were precious artifacts and would show them off to friends and lord them over them.

Hey “Manny”, just an FYI - your post is worse than worthless, and you are wasting the time of everyone who has the misfortune to read it.

Meh. Dealerships are still worse. And are still a dead weight leach on the process of buying new cars. New cars don’t have these title issues. Used car dealers have the same problems - often worse.

*Scans through posts*

This is the sort of behaviour that turned me off these vehicles. I filled the gap in my life by installing the ventilation machinery in our kitchen.

Is there a reason that this series isn’t called “A Valiant Effort”?

Every pickup driver that still has a Trump 2020 sticker on the bumper disagrees with you.

“You write three beefy, well-worded paragraphs about the heart of the matter, and then you finish it off with a sentence that reads like it was written to be read by the most stereotypical, nebbish, woe-is-me worrywart Jewish mother with a New York Yiddish accent”

So to answer the Internet Geniuses who respond with tired shit like “should Catholics only be played by Catholics, THEN?” There’s a difference between the role Catholicism plays in the world and the role Jews and Judaism play. One is the richest most powerful church on earth and has been for centuries. The others were…