Finally, one of these lists that got #1 right.  Great job!

Blame M*A*S*H. The Korean War went for 3 years, but the show went for 11. TV magic.

Veruca got daddy to buy them all.

Yes...she self-induced the abortion of Travis’s baby into a toilet in Missouri and made a record about it whilst running afoul of the law. Oh, hey, there’s Travis in the lower right corner of my screen. Weird...

Remember when Lana Del Rey was considered some joke chanteuse over a decade ago? Now Taylor Swift wants that vibe. Hmmm....Gonna go listen to Video Games.

This is more than just a case to one dedicated Mountie.

If I leave my cursor on the graphic, the Smurfs movie will be starring Previous Slide, Dan Levy, Sandra Oh, and Next Slide. This is great casting.

Representation extends to directing. Fat people are the only people allowed to direct movies about fat people now.  

“This actor is 5'4", I’m 6'3”. Hollywood is short, too short if you ask me. They can’t even see over the buffet table. Have you seen this? Like begging children. So short these people are. Short people have no reason to live...”

This is good.  Been Team Criterion since 1990 with the CAV laserdisc of Taxi Driver; greatest commentary track EVAR.

OJ’s three decades long journey as the real life The Crow is now over. Perhaps he’ll find the peace he’s been searching for in Hell.

“Stallone is at the top of the call sheet again...you know what that means *gulp*”

I had to read this a few times to realize Spider-Man is only peripherally racist.  Still, he didn’t do enough when War Machine was getting his ass kicked by Thanos.

She’s a song and dance modern day professional woman and he’s a song and dance crazy man. This is the stuff of $200 million Hollywood entertainment extravaganzas.

Mr. State Trooper, be on the lookout for a would be underwear model in a pink Cadillac.  Don’t stop him.  

Stay gold.

Dude, BITUSA was banger after banger.  But yeah, beyond that...

I wanna think he suggested a threesome with Amy Adams sometime last year and Isla was like, “I know Amy, that’s weird, now you and I are done. I hope Rebel kicks your asss, weirdo.”

I saw Rolling Thunder for the first time when I was about 7 yo and what really stuck at the time was Roscoe P. Coltrane getting the guy from Knots Landing’s hand chewed off in a garbage disposal. That shit blew my little mind.

The Sarah Sherman owl bit was ok.  That’s the only positive thing I have to say about this episode.