Dua LIpa’s hot.

MTG and Mace seem to both want to bang Hunter. Haven’t seen the pics but does his schlong got it going on?

Sure was nice of TS to mingle with the pleebs. 

Seems to need more Jack Daniels.

I really hope you’re kidding.  

Lonnie Anderson would make a great drag name.

All I had to see was “Florida” at the beginning of the article and the rest made complete sense.

Do they still refer to “animal style” like its a secret thing?

Like “biggie” before it, “McPop” is something that will never leave my lips into a monolithic transmitter. My fingers feel a little more soulless just typing them out.

I really enjoyed Detective Pikachu and have only cursory knowledge of Pokémon other than younger family who played it and those assholes at work who kept “catching” Pokémon at my desk with their phones.

This is just plain bad.

If it makes you feel any better, my dad watched Oppenheimer last week and said, “Good acting but boring.”

Dollar General Kristen Stewart.

Doing this to a woman, the guy who sends gaydars into the red at every turn. It is after all about power. A dude would kick his ass.

If Antman can kick your ass, you’re not much of a threat anyway.

Tony Scott Tony Scotting.

When I worked the drive thru at Taco Bell in the early 90's I would do celebrity impressions when taking orders.  Sean Connery got the best reactions. 

This is something I should be empirically against...but flavor me interested. 

“You types”. It’s a pro wrestling reference that those in the know would get. Get over yourself.

Going to look past 6'4" Kerry being played by a 5'6" vanilla midget. With that being said, this seems decent and we get the always wonderful Maura Tierney.