I could swear Hillcoat’s been attached in some form or fashion to this for a while now. The Road being a litmus.  

Just another in a long line of manic pixie dream girls.

I figured they were all things that go well with caffeine free Diet Pepsi. The missing pack of Marb Reds should have been my tipoff.

Coors Light > Bud Light>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Miller High Life

What confounds me is on every song of his I’ve heard, he wants me (a cis-gendered male) to suck his dick. Getting mixed signals from him.

This one happens to be not AI generated ;-)

Bill Hader’s huge cock.

Ron...is not very good at prioritization.

Some of the best porn ever came out in 2007.  What a coincodink!

Yeah, that’s the one where Spielberg and Lucas rape Indiana Jones along with our childhoods.

Glad Kid Rock signed with Miller High Life.  That totally makes him less gay.

LG in Scarlett O’Hara mode is always entertaining.

I’m a frayed knot.  

“Staff, colleagues...upper management, you too. The good work we do here at Denny’s Restaurant is considered by many as bottom of the barrel. In my book, that’s just plain wrong. Those fuckers at Applebee’s get all the glory at Time Square, Manhattan, New York City, blah blah, and you know what, that food is shit! We,…

Truer words could not have been written.  Thank you, Nilus.

That pic reminds me of the Bill Hicks bit about pro-lifers. “I’m pro-life!” “You look it.”

Gosh, OK, I’m thinking Ed Sullivan during Beatlemania or Merv Griffin. I can also see Dick Cavett being very particular about those sorts of things.  All things considered, is this guy the Forrest Gump of talk shows?

“If you can’t take pride in your work...there’s always work at the Post Office”

This looks pretty good.

Basic AI functions compute: 48 Hrs + Zodiac + Fargo / 2 Womyn leads = Success! Success! Success!