JUSTICE FOR BART THE BEAR

I’m like that too, but with clitorises.

The drinking game of this will get you really, really fucked up at work in a hurry.

Then in ‘91 U2 and Metallica said, “Hold my beer”.  

TSA is a joke.

Fischer “I got to bang Michelle Pfeiffer on the regs” Stevens.

I don’t remember shit all about Michael Clayton, but that part where Tilda Swinton was looking at her armpits in the mirror sold me on Tilda Swinton.

Goop must have an IV bread now.

The War Room (for cuckolds) is just thattaway. Enjoy your stay.

You should totally write for MAD magazine.

A quick google search for “Lachlan Mackey” brings up nothing but some Aussie tax manager.  I just wasted precious moments, and that’s on me.

I picked up her CD at the dollar store about 15 years ago. A dollar well spent, it’s not bad.

Chicago is my favorite movie musical.

GF3 is stagey and wooden. Sofia C should not have been in it. I still enjoyed it overall.

My dad loved Green Book.

The only real travesty here is Donald Sutherland.  

This list really needs more toy movies. Levinson’s “Toys” and Donner’s “The Toy” are absolute atrocities.

Oh, you too?

“It’d be tough to do it now, in terms of some of the issues like weaponry, racism, and all of that.”

This would be better with Bobby Bittman hosting.