At least half of the players in the Premier League would be broke if Roger Goodell ran it.

Not much to do tonight Mr. Thiel?

I’m sorry, but................the fuck are you talking about?

File this one under the “Armor-Piercing Question” page on TV Tropes.

Wait.

Alright. Thanks for the info, both you and Anirtak.

If someone could do a favor for me,

My grandfather and my uncle disagreed about the Vietnam War. My grandfather, being a lifetime Army man, supported it (until he found out what was actually going on), while my uncle was against the war. Years later, my uncle asked my grandfather why despite the disagreement he never kicked him out of the house. My…

Nope. That just pressed the wrong button in me and I let that person know it.

A man loses his life.

Stopped clocks and all that.

This isn’t something to go after Billy for. He’s never done weekend posts. Never. It’s not his fault you never noticed that.

Maybe if you came up with an original burn every once in a while or didn’t rely on the same damn joke, you’d be a successful troll.

Thanks for proving my point about obsessiveness. You’re a typical Gooner: obsessed with Spurs, easy to get a rise out of, and suffering from a lack of imagination.

Well, my only response is to say that personally, West Ham is irrelevant to me. I don’t obsess over what they do, I don’t look at our matches as a derby, I certainly don’t go and shitpost on West Ham articles, and I don’t follow any news about them. They haven’t done enough for me to care about them.

Same here. We should be irrelevant to Le Arse, like West Ham is to us, and like Fulham is to Chelsea. The fact that Gooners obsess over us to such a ridiculous degree has amused me for years.

I really hope it comes out that Mikey Piss was in on it. Surely they’d can him for that.

Daniel Sturridge certainly is a star. Problem is he lives half the year in an MRI.

*checks post*

Arsene Wenger’s gonna need to do some PK drills. First Xhaka then Ozil.