hi fca plz no sue

Before I comment on the jeep, I want to make it clear I have the utmost respect and admiration for what this man did. Grossly underweight, riddled with parasites, blood poisoning, and shot 5 times and he still got through the most fortified and militarized border on Earth? Seriously, somebody find him something importa…

Totalitarianism thrives by making sure there are no good choices.

The true hero of the piece is David “No Jeep Left Behind” Tracy who ignored the gunfire to walk out into no man’s land and fix the poor jeep’s broken wheel.

Counterpoint: Anyone who buys products from Hennessey without doing their due diligence regarding the reliability of said company deserves what they get.

When we have a responsible government free of corruption.

Am I the only one that thinks a couple million for a F1 car is a steal?

Fuck Trump.

You have an opportunity to make a four story kart track and waste it on a giant corkscrew and then a hill. And that’s it.

in fairness, she’s probably young enough to be his niece.

You know what I think could really revitalize Brazil and its several metro areas? The Olympics. Just think about the job opportunities and infusion of cash...would be welcomed with open arms, I’d bet.

Function over form on this one...

Ford Mustang people: “LOOK OUT!!!!”

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

Here’s a really important one: If you are late, it’s probably your own fault. Don’t take it out on everyone else.

Very rarely are you late because of a cyclist, pedestrian or slow moving traffic. You are late because you waited until the last minute to leave and expected perfect conditions on the road. So now, you are…

did they spot one mystery car, or two?

I’ll make anyone in support of speed cameras (and honestly let’s throw red light cameras in as well since we know they increase rear-end collisions) a deal.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

Was side curtain airbag deployed? Hopefully all local Infiniti service providers are on the lookout.

That’s a 707.