If hammering it in too far, yanking it back out, and then having to hammer it back in a little is wrong, then I don’t want to be right I’d like to do it right but wrong is my upper limit.

We’re not going to talk about the hand-fitted headliner in the trunk?

I mean, they put out a call for pitches not that long ago. Get at it Mr. Stock-Market-Smarty-Pants, that smart writer could be you.

“Nobody speak, nobody get choked.”

This. Is. My Jam.

I touched it, and both rocker panels immediately disintegrated.

I’m now banned from Vietnam. 

Who wrote this Article and what did they do with David Tracy?   I don’t see a spot of rust on this vehicle!

“Hey Dodge, maybe update your vehicles every few decades Lolllll!”

I agree. This is exactly the escape from reality I needed today.

How come we’re discounting the possibility that he’s a human sized mouse living in a world of giants?  And they just procured a normal car for him to drive.

My god, just keep’em coming. I can’t have enough of Torchnsday.

The top on mine is removable, you just need a special tool called a Sawzall, and it can only be done once

The hatch smells strongly of Ford Escort. Given the other things old Ford Escorts smell strongly of, that checks out.

In what way was the killing of bin Laden not an assassination?

Between this gem:

The traction bars, rally hubcaps and T/A’s are a nice touch too!

Used car that’s already gone top speed racing? CP, never buy someone else’s project.

a lot of people seem to have an emotional hatred for this car but if you break it down objectively-$3k, toyota reliability, 200hp/241lb-ft, everything works, q-ship sensibilities, hint of fun in the summer- it’s probably about as good of a commuter as you’re going to get.

Grandma's Boy is still a good watch all these years later. Why? It's actually funny, instead of relying on sexist and racist tropes.

Normally I would tend to agree, but for one of the most beautiful ‘Vette body styles in the best color in that shape for that price negates the slushbox. Hell, I’m even willing to overlook the (gasp) chrome wheels.