Looks like your fuel system is set up for an external combustion engine.

I love the Craigslist-level optimism.

Because he’s an addicted to shitty cars and needs treatment.

“I don’t see the problem here. This is a beautiful design.”

He knows it’s ugly. He knows everyone hates it. He knows that BMW is locked into this legacy kidney grill shape which simply doesn’t suit the mega-grill trend that exists now. That’s why he looks uncomfortable.

It all depends on what you are looking for.

Kinja’d

Go to Germany? How did he get permission to buy another car? Get help.

He’s an international man of misery.

(/me reads David Tracy headline beginning “I just bought...”)

Granny shifting; not double-clutching like you should

I will not accept that millions need to die, and you shouldn’t either. 

When you look at it on a day to day level, I agree with you, for the most part. A person who collects cars in their yard can be a nice person, or a total asshole. Collecting, in and of itself, doesn’t really say anything about the person.

I don’t live in an HOA neighborhood. But the city has code enforcement. Car hoarding is not going to fly in most places with or without an HOA.

Fixing these cars is clearly the hobby versus actually owning/enjoying the cars and should be treated as such. This should be his process to avoid accumulating what are effectively beaters.

I wanted to SKREEM when I saw most of the cars this guy has

The only vehicle in this whole list that’s actually interesting is the Crossfire, because it’s a weird vehicle that’s not totally ugly, totally awful or totally busted.

To me every single one of those is worthless. Why collect garbage?

If you are going to be the worst neighbor in the universe and drive the whole neighborhood’s property values down by turning yours into a junkyard, live in a neighborhood with no HOA! Then nobody can say shit to you.

I can’t wait to hunt them for sport from my illegal car