Stupid comment

My wife thinks she’s a good driver because of #2. Somehow it never occurred to her that the number of auto accidents she’s been in suggest otherwise.

Motherfucker, PLEASE. The book isn’t anti-autonomous cars at all. I fucking WISH writing anti-Tesla articles made one tiny bit of difference on book sales. It doesn’t. And I’m not anti-Tesla. But if this is your reaction to this story, perhaps you should seek out your clergyperson or a trusted relative. Maybe a…

Damn, now I want a truck with adjustable hood height to exist, just for the lols.

(chews faster)

That lowered hood looks MUCH better.

Hey, what are you chewing on?

Wow! You should work for GM. The lower hood looks 1000x better!!

Damn you! My I loved my Bronco II

Looks like a wrestling helmet.

Nice job. I kind of want it.

Would definitely drive this!

This rules.

I didn’t know I wanted this. You bastard.

Kinda want. 

What? I’m confused and/or your sarcasm is ludicrously difficult for me to pick up before morning coffee.

If the Bronco II version doesn’t cause a spit take, I don’t know what does. Insurance companies are pretty excited about unleashing the premiums on those, for the name alone. Ralph Nader’s kids are already pitching a book to publishers.  I heard Firestone has the tire contract, too.

You’re going to confuse so many people. Also, why do I like that so much?

Great minds think a like.