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You totally don’t know that, but also:

Sounds to me like Bachman went into overdrive, you know what I’m saying?  You just ain’t seen nothing yet!

Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies

If it were 4 years ago i’d be worried, but after “Better Call Saul”, I stopped worrying that Giligan was mining a well that ran dry. 

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

Awwww, he went to Jared!

He’s got the yips, and when a quarterback has the yips, there is only one thing left to do.

Awesome!

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

Starred purely for the introduction to my lexicon of “brociopath.”

“White Flightsville is glorious.”

There’s no way Trump's favorite president isn't Trump

There is a reason so many other top comedians are in a frenzy over this special. It’s because the comedic master, Dave Chappelle, is talking about all of these issues with effort, hilariously, and thoughtfulness.

Lazy and Dave Chappelle don’t fit in the same sentence at all. He weaves a Prince lyric from the beginning

Ignore this article (and the others which are predictably bothered).

“Well, you know which scene I think would really work on screen-”

Your story puts my deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan in perspective.

to fight the earworm I’ve elected to research the enemy — John Parr.  I am amazed or maybe dumbfounded by his history and work.  And as for your scary memory, it does seem Parr created a hilariously misguided and fucknutted stunt for that jackass Tim Tebow’s tenure w/ the Broncos back in 2011.  Not sure if I envy or

Back in 2004, when blogs were still a thing that people did, I had a blog. One night I wrote a long-ish entry on why I thought Rodney Dangerfield was the only modern comedian on par with Chaplin and Keaton. When I finished writing it, for the hell of it I went to Rodney’s web site and sent him a link to the post. (To

I think it was bait to ID white people in the comments