You totally don’t know that, but also:

Sounds to me like Bachman went into overdrive, you know what I’m saying?  You just ain’t seen nothing yet!

Any moron can piss on the floor. Be exceptional.

Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies

If it were 4 years ago i’d be worried, but after “Better Call Saul”, I stopped worrying that Giligan was mining a well that ran dry. 

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

Awwww, he went to Jared!

He’s got the yips, and when a quarterback has the yips, there is only one thing left to do.

You never heard about Don Knotts pulling this kind of crap. No matter how dark the part went.

Yes.  I want a directors cut of 2049 thats simply Leto edited out of the film

Awesome!

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

Starred purely for the introduction to my lexicon of “brociopath.”

“White Flightsville is glorious.”

There’s no way Trump's favorite president isn't Trump

There is a reason so many other top comedians are in a frenzy over this special. It’s because the comedic master, Dave Chappelle, is talking about all of these issues with effort, hilariously, and thoughtfulness.

Lazy and Dave Chappelle don’t fit in the same sentence at all. He weaves a Prince lyric from the beginning…

Ignore this article (and the others which are predictably bothered).

“Well, you know which scene I think would really work on screen-”

I think it was bait to ID white people in the comments