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Will the package then leak a massive amount of oil after put into the Audi?

You don’t have much choice here, Doug. Really, he forced your hand. Time to slap a on NRA sticker, a Dont Mess With Texas sticker and a “I Won’t Vote For Monica Lewinskys Ex-Boyfriends Wife for President” sticker. Thats step one. If they continue this crap, get the welding torch out and slap in a 50 cal turret. Some…

I think we all want to know one thing here - was his date Asian? http://thebiglead.com/2015/02/04/fiv…

Once you get into xyz job you’ll be looking for a way to get out of xyz job. Corporate America is a great place to watch good people die a slow death and lose their soul - I think there’s a formula in Excel for that actually and it imports nicely into PowerPoint. OP - point being, after you get out of school try to…

The shirt isnt bad but the dance....sweet Virgin Mary that was the whitest thing I’ve seen on the internet in a while...and I follow Purdue basketball!

I'm sorry but someone from Houston making fun of Dallas' freeways is like someone from New York City making fun of Los Angeles traffic.

QPR actually is my team and for better or worse I actually named my business Loftus Road Holdings. That, perhaps, explains one or a dozen things. Anyway, I think we stay up and here's why: We need 7 points because Hull doesnt have a shot at more than four more points. Meanwhile, we pick up three at West Ham, 1 at…

Audis 2.0t engines from 2006-2011 had a cool feature that would have prevented this...

Present day SMU is pretty much the worst. The cover charge, errrrr, tuition payment parents makes for their kids to go to school there is essentially to ensure another SMU alum that works at XYZ Bank will hire their kid. And if you ask Brice anyway, he could have had a LAX BRO scholarship at some east coast school…

I'd also suggest trying to branch out on your own. It's pretty scary and requires forethought because once you cut loose you lose benefits like 401k and insurance but - as someone in the process of hopefully doing this - I dont feel so trapped. Numbers are down and you want to cut people loose? Cool, love to spend…

BRB, need to fap

Why? If you've never lived in Texas you'd be shocked how many people carry liability only.

John Terry would like to explore that concept much, much deeper

I've seen these cars post filming - they are located in a warehouse in North Hollywood. I was checking out an e30 and the guy has these cars - and a lot of other cars in various states of repair - in his garage. It's as if Jay Leno had a junk yard. For cars that came out of a plane they were not in bad shape and…

That Panamara looks just like Buddy Holly...

The Shirtwaist Factory fire was in 1911, 104 years ago and unions were a good thing back then. But as time went on they only evolved into money sucking parasites that eventually kill or cripple the host. GM, Hostess, Stockton, CA, San Bernardino, CA...

I live in SoCal and while this story is very fair and balanced, it neglected to mention the average union longshoreman makes $143,000 with benefits and a pension. Their pay has been increased 14% over the past 5 years and the majority of them do not have a college education (I'm sure I'll get blasted for that point).…

Came in expecting a picture of Darren Rovell, left disappointed

Wait, arent all NASCAR fights supposed to involve Brad Keselowski??