I know this is a troll article but putting both Ænima and Sargent Pepper On this list is a travesty.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

They were 7-1 without him, a winning percentage of 87 percent. Scored more and allowed fewer points in those seven wins than the season averages. Still allowed fewer points than average in the loss, a road loss to Memphis, but had their worst offensive game all year, shooting 36 percent and scoring 74 points.

Harden was gassed but also, you see this in every series: guys figure him out. He’s maddening and jerky if you catch him in the regular season and you haven’t scouted his corny ref baiting, but in the playoffs, guys learn to stay off him and he forces badly. This has been happening for a few seasons now.

BAH GAWD THAT’S—THAT’S PATTY MILLS’S MUSIC!!

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Just remember: they felt all the other awful shit he said about racial minorities, Muslims, women, and LGBT people was just a matter of “free speech”. Apparently this is the thing that was too “offensive” for them and where they felt the need to draw the line in the sand, where they felt the need to “infringe upon his…

skim heads

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

Oops. My mistake

You know that plan of attack will be based on some solid fundamentals.

Um, because it’s directly relevant to cars and car owners? Speaking as a Dieselgate owner, it’s especially relevant to me.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

I can tell you my hate for Trump will still be strong

I can see you

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