I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.

The average person doesn’t like it. Thus, it is beautiful to Jalopnik.

I’d suggest a Cadillac ELR. It’s definitely offbeat and rare, great for commuting and good for road trips. Virtually new ones are under 30 and the interior is nicer than the Volt.

head coach Mike McCarthy has publicly pleaded with Lacy to lose weight in the past.

Jupiter is in retrograde and the chimes of Old Vassiloth are tinkling in a cold Martian wind rolling over the frozen shoulders of Olympus Mons. Huginn and Muninn sit on the captain’s shoulders and he is lost in the ocean between his ears.

Who would have thought this church would give a sermon about a Chubb?

+i

The last pass of day by a quarterback not named Taylor or Jones was intercepted by a player wearing a jersey with the absolute value of -50.

This looks better than any other current Audi coupe, including the R8.

Upon further review, I have determined that Wash U does in fact have a football team. I went there and didn't know this.

Hey man, don't sleep on those Washington University Bears. They're all upside, baby!

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

The report claimed that the team released him in November because of “a combination of issues,” including “signs of mental instability.”

And now he’s shilling for that hair restoration clinic? Talk about shameless plugs.

Guess you had to be there

That might really limit the hiring pool in Texas.

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

Hindsight is 20/20. Though this is one of those cases where foresight was 20/15.

Well, if the Cowboys cut Hardy he can always try his hand at Quidditch. There’s a sport that really needs beaters.

Marc Trestman was kind of like an anthropomorphized, apologetic whisper that someone stuck a Bears hat on.

It was a weird two years here.