We saw the first picture of the 2015 Mercedes-Benz S-Class Coupe the other day, but it was all weird looking because it was ripped off of a presentation of financial information, and those things are always distorted. Now here's the first shot in its pure, full glory.

Rocket Frog!

Forgetting someone?

I'm so glad this is happening.

Really screwed the pooch on that one.

tight v-neck shirt, pointed penis?

This is awful.

Remember, the current GT-R can do zero to 60 mph in a mere 2.7 seconds. That's obscenely fast. The only things quicker than that are the Bugatti Veyron, light, and... well, I think that's about it, actually.

I don't even know what two states hate Illinois.

Or guns. Mostly Guns.

This looks real nice.

Actually, on the Leaf it's to route air around the side mirrors.

That was annoying to read.

2 beers a day and you're at risk of developing a problem. More importantly, you're at risk of developing a beer gut.

Live near Chicago. Trying to fly out to Albany. Was notified that my 7:50am Sunday flight was cancelled yesterday. After two hours of hold I was able to reschedule to today at 2:15pm. I was notified last night at 8 that my flight was cancelled again. Called and was on hold for 2+ hours before giving up because…

How are you so damn consistent?

not that funny

Oh dear God.

WHAT IS THIS EVEN FOR? WHY IS THIS A PICTURE?

FOUND IT!