I’m going to comment to myself because I don’t particularly want to bring some of you assholes out of the greys, especially the pleasant people who subtly wished for my death. Super classy.

Those EARS!

No. Cats are born with the equivalent cat age of a 45-year-old human, and are already tired of your shit.

In my experience it seems like cats would prefer if you don’t talk at all. :/

I fucking LOVE that movie.

The criticism of the fridge scene is too stupid for words. You’re in a stick-built house seconds before a nuclear blast. The fridge is easily the BEST place to hide. Although I can’t figure out who lines a fridge with lead. They put Iguacu Falls on the Amazon, DOWNSTREAM from Iquitos, a major port, there’s magnetism…

It was, more or less. I can’t understand people complaining about the sci-fi angle considering that they made the transition from the 1940s setting to 1950s.

I watched it with reluctance years after it was released. I was well aware of all the criticism and the disdain for Shia LeBoef, but I didn’t think the movie was bad at all. It wasn’t classic Indiana Jones, but it was entertaining. My best experience with Indiana Jones was watching the intro scene of The Last…

I’m glad I wasn’t the one to say Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was roughly on par with Temple of Doom this time. But I completely agree, Raiders of the Lost Ark and Last Crusade are a different class of film. Crystal Skull gets hated on because it isn’t great and doesn’t have decades of nostalgia backing it up. I would…

Agreed!

That movie was FINE. There, I said it. You can all judge me now :P

I’d like to see Fire Island in the off season. In the on season it’s like a thirty-foot-wide version of Manhattan with a little bit of sand on one side.

“That’s the magic of Fire Island, you bond with people that you wouldn’t normally bond with.”

This kind of thing triggers my eating-disorder and the need to have random sex to prove myself that I’m attractive enough. Like, I’m not saying it shouldn’t exist and that people can’t enjoy it (because those are my own personal problems and no one else’s) but there are more reasons that some people have for disliking…

My problem with this is that it reenforces gay body image ideals that are not obtainable for many people. I, a gay man, feel unwelcome, undesirable, unwanted, and judged in a place presented in this show.

My understanding has been that it’s OK to use “Oriental” to refer to a thing, but not a person. But I don’t use it in either case, just to be sure.

Since I’ve been banned from Jezebel about 3 dozen times for not thinking Hillary Clinton was the greatest presidential candidate since FDR and Lincoln had a love-child...I avoid it nowadays.

The present perfect consists of a past participle (the third principal part) with “has” or “have.” It designates action which began in the past but which continues into the present or the effect of which still continues.

I offer you Sanctuary. It’s by no means luxurious, but (I imagine) it’s better than being there.

I don't get the Moore hate. Here's a guy who's done more to raise up the status of comics as art than any other creator in the last 30 years, and everybody seems to be dumping on him because a) he doesn't want to write sequels to his most popular work, and b) he won't have anything to do with Hollywood or movie…