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Dr McHoonigal
mchoonigal

One feature I really want is to be able to smack someone to challenge them to a duel like in Borderlands. Is that so hard?

YES!

Super Jesus then.

Sort of but not really. The idea is that she's waiting at the end of the universe for a moment where it looks like our heroes are dead to rights. Then she'll freeze time, save them, and then die and be erased from existence because that's what time freezing's consequences are.

Sailor Jesus?

"...piggy poop balls."

that doesn't matter! Everyone can move forward but not me! I'm stuck in this loop of going backwards at will but I can never grow up! You know how traumatic and stressful that is for a pokemon like me? I watch as all my friends get old, make babies and have a wonderful life; all the while all i can do is attempt to

"Bitch please, you get to primal revert to your younger self at will. Do you have any idea how many of us would kill our own trainers to have the strength of our youth again? Back in those days when we could eat whatever we wanted without gaining a pound, weren't tired all the time, that'd be - *yawn*, oh, sorry...

He's so happy! :D

as a pokemon whom can't evolve I find this article offensive. You should never joke about pokemon evolutions because us non trans pokemon have to live our lives without knowing that simple joy and it's upsetting. So please, no more jokes about this, isn't my suffering enough? -groudon

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Track: Ima Read | Artist: Zebra Katz, ft. Njena Reddd Foxxx | Album: Single

Meet the 1958 Ford Nucleon. It was powered by a steam engine, with steam provided by a plutonium reactor. You would drive it 5,000 miles, then switch out the spent reactor for a new one. It never got past the model stage.

Back in the '50s atomic locomotives were proposed but never built. Also atomic airships. Also, pretty much anything that moved.

Or better yet a big floating sign in the style of Monty Python telling you to piss off.

The next patch should add a dude who runs up to you once you've been in the Hinterlands for like five hours and tells you to GTFO.

Would anyone be interested in my similarly-themed DIY article, "Everything I Fucked Up While Trying To Act Like Anthony Bourdain For Most of My Twenties"?