But drift mode bro

It’s just good looking enough, but not too much. I bought a 2016, put it on BBS CH-Rs, 36% tint, lowering springs, and it looks a little more sporty. The stage 2 tune, sways, links, bushings, and a few other go fast bits, make it super planted and 3.8 sec 0-60... on a wet surface. It’s a really fun car to drive, and…

“Hey, Ch’tghlagh’n, hold this beer-filled skull for a moment”

No black belt-lines and straight edges; the transformation is incomplete.

Godspeed John. may the halls of Valhalla welcome you as a hero and a flagon of mead be raised in your honor.

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I cannot figure out what they thought they would accomplish by pulling sideways on the roof. That’s a good way to roll it onto it’s side. Any extraction would be pulling forwards or backwards, even diagonally. Pulling from the top center would only tip it onto it’s side no matter what was stuck.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.