Would that be the sequel to "Jack White and the Seven Dwarf Army"?

As God (and @avclub-45c7a284efa7d07f7bb5c9afb3080ffd:disqus ) is (are) my witness(es), tomorrow will find me loudly declaring "Well Patton Me Oswalts!" the first* time something doesn't go my way.

Yesterday I noticed that a friend of mine became Facebook friends with a guy who died 2 years ago this week. This opens up a world of questions: 1) Why? 2) How does a dead man accept a friend request? 3) How many Farmville requests does a dead man receive, on average? and 4) WHY?

I honestly never thought about Quarles being guarded by the whores as sloppy writing, to be honest. I thought it was a great definition for Boyd's role as Wanna-Be Harlan Kingpin. He doesn't have the resources to cover all of his bases adequately, and has so many directions to cover with getting his sheriff in place,…

I'm totally starting a bluegrass band and naming it "Wynn Duffy and the Big Stupid Baby Heads." Who's with me?

Like all the characters trying to fill that gap left by Mags, there are lots of standout actors on this season all trying to fill that gap left by Martindale. But the dark horse - in my opinion, at least - has to be Jere Burns. He's killing it as Wynn Duffy this season. He always seems to be a bit "unstuck" in his…

Shouldn't it really be called the "Red Harvest" if we're going all the way back to the source?

So - and I may be way off base here, because I don't want to go back and check - didn't we see how Burn Face Man set the house on fire in one of the show's early cold opens? Now we see it's a different story? That seems like dirty pool to me on Murphy's part.

ZMF
I'm anxiously awaiting ZMF's toast to the couple. I'm giddy with excitement. I mean, GIDDY WITH EXCITEMENT.

And here I was going to commend Zach for NOT mentioning King at all. But the winks at "devil" idioms like "sympathy for" and "getting his due" made me picture him as being dressed like Austin Powers when he wrote this.

Ricky Jay is Magic!
I told my girlfriend that if they end up get a huge break in the case by enhancing grainy surveillance video at a ballgame I'm done with "Flashforward." You cannot "enhance" information that's not there TV people! That's the type of nonsense that ensures that I will not be watching CSI in all its…

I actually got really lucky and saw Alice In Chains at the Thirsty Whale about a month before the "Facelift" album came out, at a time when all they had out was the "Kill Yourself" EP. Mind completely blown. Been a big fan since, but only caught them one other time for the "Dirt" tour.

Goldsman ain't off the hook yet…
Girl on Girl action doesn't entirely make up for all of Ah-nold's bad ice puns in "Batman and Robin." No sir. I'll be needing a WHOLE season of Anna Torv banging strippers before I can let that go.