1) What the fuck indeed. Your friend has a terrible and slut-shamey (or, modestly-dressed-lady-shamey as the case may be?) sense of humor.

Re: #2; have you considered lighting his computer on fire? Or him? Or yourself? Or everything? There are so many options with fire.

Real talk, Jezzies, I need your take on this. A few weeks ago, Obnoxious Friend From Back Home posted on Facebook a picture of himself with his middle school-aged daughter, selfie style, sitting together on some bleachers. The lower body of anonymous woman in the row above was framed by their faces. OFFBH added a…

“Judge Elizabeth Branch, who authored the opinion.” The story here is that the legislature is incompetent at writing laws. Don’t blame the judges for having to work within the democratic system.

For the love of god and all that is holy, we need a real plan to get women to be the majority in the legislative and judiciary branches.

Judges can’t do that.

I love that movie so much! I was a teenager when it came out, and developed a serious crush on Rachel because of it. (I still have the soundtrack on my computer.)

I like looking at a blank slate. Or—even better—somebody else’s trashy crap so I can think about how dumb it looks and how I would arrange my own trashy crap in much more pleasing configurations.

Parker Posey slept in my bed for a week! (her hot twin brother was my roommate).

listed her “one-bedroom, one-bathroom unit” in New York’s Greenwich Village for $1.45 million

idk, those patchwork culottes have to devalue the house by at least 8%

On behalf of all the boring parents in the world:

Me and all my nerd friends went to see it (separately) over the weekend and loved it. It was awesome and your life will be sadder for lacking it. :’(

*jerk off motion*

Ghostbusters was SO GOOD! During the big final battle scene, there’s a shot of Kate McKinnon running in slo-mo toward a bunch of ghosts, guns drawn, and the Ghostbusters theme song is blasting while she does it. For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be…

The optimistic part of me loves that a Clefairy was defending that gym. The jaded part of me thinks someone just did it to farm gold knowing any decent person would leave it alone up there.

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

Usually, there’s nothing funny about the WBC. In this case though, it’s hilarious to imagine this intern who runs their Twitter trying to explain how he knows so much about the Pokemons to these virulent racists.

I tell myself that maybe in another generation we can get rid of these people and mentalities. But in the mean time, let’s keep Clefairy up top at Westboro.

Missing the mayo!