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On behalf of all the boring parents in the world:

Me and all my nerd friends went to see it (separately) over the weekend and loved it. It was awesome and your life will be sadder for lacking it. :’(

*jerk off motion*

Ghostbusters was SO GOOD! During the big final battle scene, there’s a shot of Kate McKinnon running in slo-mo toward a bunch of ghosts, guns drawn, and the Ghostbusters theme song is blasting while she does it. For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be

Puerto Ricans represent! Way to go Boricua88!

The DC gyms are nuts. One day after launch there was a 1000 CP vaporeon outside of my office. ONE DAY. I’m still proud of my dumb 200 CP kingler.

Not for the 1st time,

What a time to be alive!

The optimistic part of me loves that a Clefairy was defending that gym. The jaded part of me thinks someone just did it to farm gold knowing any decent person would leave it alone up there.

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

Usually, there’s nothing funny about the WBC. In this case though, it’s hilarious to imagine this intern who runs their Twitter trying to explain how he knows so much about the Pokemons to these virulent racists.

I tell myself that maybe in another generation we can get rid of these people and mentalities. But in the mean time, let’s keep Clefairy up top at Westboro.

So this week, by tomorrow, we’ll have one cop fired for posting a video, and zero cops fired for shooting black men in scenarios escalated solely by the police involved.

I really, really hope she doesn’t receive any professional penalties from this.

It’s hard to count to two around such a hot woman!

Audrey Hepburn is 2 words.

I concur.

Bobby, that Khloe emoji message is the best thing evah.

I understand that, according to the constitution, Obama needs to step down as president but what’s the law on Michelle staying on as FLOTUS?

Missing the mayo!