This is why i deadspin

Meh. Call me crazy but haven’t we learned enough to take the players side here?

Well yeah the reason people go to Vegas is the glitz. The fact that there is a cool town somewhere nearby the strip is pretty irrelevant.

Do you understand why people go to Vegas?

I really hope the cycle repeats itself in Washington. We love our kooky defensive line coach! We should make him our head coach!

I don’t think anyone believes he is perfect. He is the most interesting player of my lifetime tho.

Wow you are so superior in every way.

Well there are limits to the amount of Bitcoin. Bitcoin will no longer be generated in 2140. Also the amount of bitcoin produced will be reduced every four years. Every alternative coin has the opportunity to change their rules on how they handle this. Some are infinite others have hard limits.

Why is gold valuable?

Whats not interesting in sports anymore???

And yet tomorrow we will get headlines about how the NFL is too boring.

Thanks dad

Ahhh chill one of those bespoke poems

Colossal penis shows tiny penis 

I’d be really nervous if all of my information wasn’t already leaked in the OPM hack.

According to my work orientation that’s insider trading. Although I was in the plebeian orientation not the executive one.

*Uses iPhone*

Is defensive back the position that the public has the hardest time recognizing a drop off?

Burneko coming out with guns blazing on the worlds coldest take.