Somewhere, the Kotaku Censor Fish sheds a single tear and listens to “Alone Again, Naturally” on repeat.

With all due respect, who the hell plays an RPG like this? All those quests you mentioned were doable way before the end of the game. I know this because I got to the point where that bodyguard guy said we had to survey a parade route and I did like 40 hours of sidequests instead. Seriously, I’m dumbfounded here that…

Get over yourself Luke. Stop beating a dead horse. “Disastrous Launch” ? Or did all the gaming news companies all jump on the same bandwagon?

How did far cry 4 make the list over, say, link to the past? as the list says, “any game where you can hang-glide over a waterfall is fine by me”. and you know what? they’re right! that ruled! and if that makes it one of their favourite games of all time, then it deserves a spot on their list.

(Proceeds to talk shit)

Seriously tho, they do

Self-deprecating humor works best when it comes from one's self. There are plenty things I'll say about myself that I would also find offensive coming from someone else.

Honestly the show was more tame than it is in recent years IMO, Joe went from capable police officer to someone who always talks about killing himself. Like the joke is “haha cripple wants to die” - is that really funny? 

I mean, it’s entirely possible it’ll make sense once you’ve played it.

Thank god.  I feel like I’m the only person who actually really dislikes this new look.

I would say that’s a load of BS considering how bad the PC port of Halo Infinite was. It really doesn’t matter where the studio is. Some companies just suck at PC ports. The PC port of FFIX was a masterclass on PS3 and PC from Square Enix no less.

“meaning you can effectively get one of the most anticipated games of 2023 for just $40 if you’re willing to effectively buy another game at full price.”

It’s not up to Harry Styles to make Beyonce or her fans feel better. He won. She didn’t. He doesn’t have to apologise, nor muse on whether or not she should have won, nor deflect from his own accomplishment.

Beyoncé should have won album of the year for Lemonade, no question. That album was an absolute revelation, and the Grammys not honoring her for that is insane. That said, Renaissance is not at the level of Lemonade—Beyoncé won the Grammys she should have won for this more niche album (relatively speaking).

It’s hard to feel bad for the most-awarded Grammy winner of all time

That’s not his wife. That’s just a deepfake of her on a different streamer with the cry filter on.

Always fun to use this twice in a day:

How about if you get your work done on time and aren’t causing any problems, work shouldn’t care what you do on your work laptop?

Sprigatito is doing a lot of heavy lifting on this one.

If you were to make a movie with the American Government’s actual response to Covid, without having lived through it, everyone would say the writing was far-fetched and wildly unbelievable.

Yes, how dare they... not dress fashionably enough?