I take back all the bad things I have said about Kotaku after reading this.

So this is the modern version of Balki Bartokomous?

What a twist! Aunt Patunia is now the hero of the story.

great list. It also lends credibility to the theory that the ship in the ocean Ariel explores is Elsa and Anna's parents ship.

lol right. You are so mature. Later.

Did you not just read everything above your post and things you responded to?

Right. Right.

They are going to have to use time travel or something to get the kids to modern day. It's only a matter of time before it happens.

I wouldn't go that far. There was definite truth to some of it.

If this was a "Create a Character" game and only had male options, I could see people complaining. But I doubt most men can find anything relateable with this cast of Japanese Fashion Models.

Not saying that, just saying when I see these types of stories now it makes me second guess them, just because of all the controversy, even if there was no truth to the original story.

I really can't read something like this now and not think someone slept with someone to give this positive coverage.

Glad you all waited to give a comprehensive fair review. It really takes a week or more to understand the game. I started off liking it alright, now I love it and want to play it all the time. I'm not used to "slow burn" type of games. If it doesn't hook me right off the bat I usually can't get motivated to…

Kanji looks kind of strange dancing, but I like that they all dance in a style that seems fitting for each of them.

I think the problem Notch had was they were sold to a Social Media company. I doubt he would have shad an issue if Occulus was bought by Microsoft. I could be wrong.

For everyone saying they didn't finish it because of the "grind", do yourself a favor and go back to it. It is not nearly as bad as you think, if you have ever played a JRPG in your life, it should be no problem. You don't have to go back and fight the Asterisk bosses, just break the crystals, which you will be…

I think this ended up being more of a counterpoint to your own argument. The most shocking thing to me with the Spider-Woman image was that her butt cheeks were spread open, but ol' Peter is pretty wide open for the world to see as well. His back also isn't straight, it's curved in the opposite direction of…

I'm a sucker for cool teleportation moves. Looks amazing.

what a clusterfuck.

Incoming: Onslaught of reviews claiming, THIS IS NOT A ZELDA GAME.