Perhaps they should have called it Final Fantasy instead...

But the real question is, "What would my vagina look like if it was vajazzled?" If only I had some way of finding out....

Peter Molyneux will come out of the proverbial closet.

How is it controversial? It looks just like an updated version of the original, or if anything a nice blend between the manga and the original anime. Could have been a LOT worse.

Reminds me so much of Goofy in Motor Mania. Everyone's a little different behind the wheel.

It's the "If I kill you..." part that is really messed up. Just replacing "girl" with "nigger" is bad enough, but saying he is going to kill a black person and join the KKK, was that part of the comedians joke as well, or is that some improv on young Bieber's part. What an asshole.

So you are saying, girls are hate me?

Well I'm married, so as long as one loves me, I'm fine.

Typo in the headline. Should read:

His new look is fueled by Blast Processing.

Game journalists are the only ones who still think we need an E3.

This game looks like a cheap remake of Bioshock. It even has "shock" in the title. So lame. I hope Ken Levine sues.

I know this is a stupid question, but I just want to be 100% clear on this. So all this means is I have a month to download the game right? I can still always play the game as long as I am a PS Plus member.

I had a response typed up, but screw it, I'm so sick of these articles on Kotaku. I'm only posting now to say I'm displeased, and you are predictable. I'm going to bed.

10/10 = 1

Why is J.J. Abrams dressed like a Ghostbuster?

Replying now, so when a new Metroid game is announced I can be all smug later.

Nintendo is doing the exact same thing they have always done, beating to the beat of their own drum.

This is the type of Meta shit I can't wait for. I want to sit on a couch in Virtual Reality playing a PS3 game for 2 hours and then the side of my house opens up and a T-Rex with Angel wings eats my bathroom.

Yet I can read a manga like Velvet Kiss on MangaViewer, the comic Sex Criminals on Comixology, or see the Little Mermaid topless in Wolf Among Us.