You almost got an upvote, if not for that pesky /s.

Good read. I've always loved dating sims.

Are those heels? I'm offended.

I love you.

More personal insults. It's all you know how to do when you don't have an argument to make. You are the lifeblood of the internet my friend.

Look back. I only use people's own tactics against them online. You told me to look shit up as if I was uninformed consumer, I did the same to you, and as you pointed out taken to the extreme. You claimed I was more of a fan of Deadpool than Spider-Man, and I chose to make assumptions about you as well.

So you admit you started it, and then call me out for doing to you what you did to me, and I'm a vitriolic person.

It is actually. Spider-Man in the comics is only in Highschool for a very short time before he moves to college, which is where the bulk of his life and most famous early adventures take place, and was what the movie was trying to capture. Highschool Peter and College Peter are two very different people.

There was no humor in the first Spider-Man.

So Obi-Wan Mou Kei's the shit out of Anakin.

I never said Garfield's version was any better. Don't put words in my mouth.

Really? You don't think Spider-Man's quips are intrinsically related to his character? Every character talks about how he won't shut up when he fights.

You said the movies are about a high-school-age Peter Parker. That's wrong. I pointed that out. Your new question has nothing to do with your original statement which was completely incorrect.

Samwise with a mullet.

So I can't read comics before I was born? What kind of logic is that? I was born in 1981 and am unable to read anything produced before then? Solid argument.

Peter is a teenager for like 20 minutes of the first film and an adult the rest of the movie series.

Damn, Day 16, I was hoping would lead to an NTR route.

At first I thought, "Wow, maybe he did have cause to insult George Kamitani."

Well that's depressing. Decades of character growth and development ruined by three films that missed the mark completely.

"The problem I have with the new film series is that I just can't look past how perfect Tobey Maguire was as Spider-Man in the original series."