Well, this one time in the ‘90s, my family went on vacation. We have a big family, and a winter storm knocked our power out, and somehow the person in charge of making sure we were all in the airport shuttle miscounted. So I got left home alone for a couple days. No biggie, I found some cash for snacks and pizza, but…

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

Oh, anyone who judges others’ career decisions can fuck right off.

My biology teacher would do this and no one who was dumb enough to try it, could ever succeed at it. Until one day, a kid, who was packing a pair of brass ones, solved the problem. He filled in every blank, on every line, of the Scantron. If you mark more than one, you get it wrong. The teacher congratulated the kid,…

Incorrect. Mr. Fusion only powers the time circuits and the flux capacitor, but the internal combustion engine runs on ordinary gasoline; it always has.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

There are a lot of details but for the sake of brevity; I was kicked out of the air force for drug abuse in 2002 after serving for a little more than 4 years. After that I began a downward spiral that closely resembled waste spiraling down the tubes. A few years later I found my self homeless and not where I…

I learned many great lessons from my father. Not the least of which was that you can fail at what you don't want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.