Don't go near any schools in Montana if you know what's good for you.

I shared the link to this review with some friends and had to assure them it wasn't some soft core porno:
http://www.avclub.com/revie…

I76 is the only game I've ever joined an online "clan" for. Fun fact- when the expansion pack was announced, Activision contacted the community and let us send in anything we wanted the voice actors to say in character. If I remember correctly they put them on the disc for the expansion. I wonder if they're on the gog…

I think a good test to see who's a pod person would be to see if they can tell the difference between ham and bacon.

Some old family friends did because life is precious, and god, and the Bible.

A lot of "folks" would never vote for Trump.
Then again there are some folk'll: slack-jawed yokels.

His followers just call everyone "cuck" at this point anyway.

Try explaining that movie to 2017 person:
Me: "So there's this movie where at one point Zooey Deschanel tries to make Mark from parks and rec jealous by dating Danny McBride."
2017 person: "I'm laughing already"
Me: "It's not a comedy"

Home Alone would be a much shorter movie if the Wet Bandits were black.

"Fight" rhymes with "trite"

Tell that to Lindsay Buckingham

I saw him play a record store in Charlotte when About a Boy came out. Seemed like a nice enough dude at the time.

Have You Fed The Fish is great. I'll argue there isn't a weak track on there.

Worst white kid name I've ever seen: Linkin
Worst black kid name I've ever seen: Godzilla

"Dejon LaQuake" sounds like the name of the lead character in a Wayans Bros movie.

I had lightning blast my building last week, which fried all of my plugged in consoles (PS3 and 4, Xbox 360, Retron 5, Wii I was using as a GameCube to play Fire Emblem), my TV, and my reciever. I have a CRT at my lake house so I packed up my PC Engine and a bunch of CD-Rs and have been having a blast with Dracula X…

RIP Horizons and World of Motion.

I remember seeing them in Detroit back in 2003. Some drunk as fuck chick kept reaching up and trying to put her hands on his keyboard. When he finally had enough he grabbed her face and pushed her off while yelling "get your hands off of my synthesizer!" while not missing a beat.

III was actually the first one I had played so I have a bit more affection for it than most.

I've decided to tackle the Phantasy Star series, which I got into back in the early 90s but I had never played IV (with good reason, considering it cost about $100 on release).