*looks at photo*

You’re gonna get some hop-ons.

To be fair, the video quality would be better if your mom weren’t coated with Magic Johnson.

Show him videos of kobe in his prime. He won’t be disappointed, even if you might be.

1. Totally. I have an unnatural love of punctuation. I need therapy.
2. It’s “it’s” when it’s “it is.” It’s “its” when its meaning is to show possession.
3. We didn’t fire him for being high. We fired him because he kept licking the horses.

I’ll keep doing it until it gets boring. And can I tell you a secret?

1. You didn’t misspell anything. I corrected your punctuation. I care deeply about punctuation.
2. *It’s
3. I don’t even have a “high horse dude.” We fired him months ago.

Dwight Howard is so toxic that one of the league’s most difficult personalities coming off an Achilles tear was somehow still the safer choice.

I believe him. It’s kind of like this girl who’s really interested in me but I just don’t want to date right now. She’s a model. You guys wouldn’t know her though, she lives in Canada.

Try again.

Is this the hill you want to die on? “Dwight Howard is NOT a team cancer”? Because his track record screams that he’s a cancer.

Whoa, settle down there tiger. Not sure how you got that from my comment. Where someone lives or where they’re from has nothing to do with if I like them or not. And I certainly don’t feel like I get to decide who deserves what. I’d like to be able to decide that racist shit heels get nothing and never get to enjoy…

To be fair I wouldn’t want my kids to learn how to be a degenerate gambler and get me killed by the mob, either.

Except that fans react precisely the same way when the player is white, and they’re are countless examples of that in hockey (useful because the players are almost exclusively white) when a fan base reacts negatively to “their player” leaving to join another team.

52 wins with the young stars says it’s going just fine.

Yeah weird how a guy starting a shoving match in an elevator doesn’t have the raw trained tactical instincts of a Kinja commenter

Awesome decision-making there, initiating a fight with a phone in one hand, his hoodie up so he can’t see but can be ragdolled fairly easily, and his pants hanging below his hips. I can probably also take an NBA player with a couple of my friends in these conditions.

Melo and an aging CP3? This team is going to be great 5 years ago. 

Is that you, Clay Bennett?

Eat shit.

(But only if you really are Clay Bennett.  Otherwise, have a good 4th.  And I don’t begrudge KD’s decision; people should work where they feel comfortable)

Is this a joke? 6 teams won 28 of the 30 championships in the 80s, 90s, and 00s. What is David Stern gonna do, force Cousins to take a bigger contract?