the whole act may not always seem so novel and endearing.

Is this article supposed to make me sympathize with Isaiah Thomas for all the hardships he is going through? Because, sorry, I don’t.

At what point do we stop apologizing for Lonzo (“It’s not his fault his dad’s a weirdo”) and call him out for the fact that he clearly enables LaVar’s idiosyncrasies?

 This is an accurate take.

I assume this means Team LeBron now gets Paul George?

How else will you know it’s time for an oil change if not for the Flavor gauge?

Fultz needs a shot exorcist.

WTF? Is that Trump?

So did a shoulder injury alter his shot and zap his brain? Did he alter his shot, hurt his shoulder, then zap his brain? Was his brain zapped by Danny Ainge and all this shoulder stuff nonsense?

On the bright side, he made 3 out of the 4 attempts... so, um, yay?

which big market team will let him be GM and do whatever he wants like in Cleveland.

That was an amaaaaazing comment by you.

In Carlisle’s defense, Mejri really did have just two points, and he really should get the fuck out of here.

I know this might sound crazy, but I don’t see Davis as the best player on a title-winning team.

Ugh. LeBron is the worst. The guy can’t even do faux humility right. If there is any justice in the world, LeBron will foul out after scoring 6 points. 

Love: “I had a chance to get laid, so I called in sick.” 

 You forgot the best example of his intelligence - the guy advised his player to deliberately miss a free throw... with his team up by 3 in the dying seconds... because he was concerned about the opponents somehow finagling a 4-point play.

Nice job paraphrasing the other commenter’s joke. It’s better this way.

I don’t even know why the other commenters are getting worked up. This take isn’t offensive or controversial; it’s just boring.

To me, Tesla’s real differentiator when it comes to cars is the Supercharger station.