Jack Nicholson must be rolling over in his grave.

He is really quite good when he has those appearances ringside.

He died doing what he loved: experiencing hypothermia and pulmonary edema, confused, unable to breathe, feeling his pulse plummeting, and falling down in a place where his body may never be recovered. But on the other hand, he did put a lot of other people’s lives at risk in the process. So there’s that. 

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

It turns out people spending more time in “the death zone” is leading to more deaths. No one could have seen this coming...

Curious if the next time you run a story about, say, the NFL, you're going to accompany it with an image of the AAF.

Obligatory:

Just take your Pulitzer Prize and get out of here.

the supply from this particular artist has decreased since his execution

I think it’s totally understandable that he doesn’t want a pic like that to be the centaur of attention

As someone who’s lived in Canada for about 8 years now I can confidently say nothing good comes from Toronto.  That city and its residents are insufferable.  If any of their teams won a title it would be elevated to Bostonian levels of insufferabilness.  The world is better off with losing teams in Toronto.

Playoff OT. Everything should be reviewable. These guys don’t go through 82 games of being checked from behind into the boards, blocking shots with their faces, and getting hammered with crosschecks fighting for position in front of the net just so Handjob McMurtry and his officiating crew can shrug shit like this…

I’m outraged that Doordash pays its drivers so little that they have to play minor league ball to make ends meet.

...a game shy of the *Stanley Cup final

While we’re probably going to be very quick to pass judgement on Rielly, I think it should be remembered that he himself is so dyslexic he doesn’t even know how to spell his own last name.

i’m always amused that guys with their wallets chained to their pants look like the guys who would steal an unchained wallet in a second.

I will take Harvey’s over both anyday

If God didn’t want you to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of delicious-ass fucking meat.

One time I got so frustrated playing Ninja Gaiden I burned a cross on my neighbors lawn.