Goddamn wussies.

Don’t even ask about Predators-Senators.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Donovan Bailey beat his ass.

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

BRUNELL FAWNS OVER BRETT OVER FAWN UNDER WATER

“..She will only stay calm for as long as you are holding her” that is because crying for babies is that way they talk to us. either they’re hungry, sleepy, tired, or simply bored. duh!

AC Green? Russell Wilson? But yes, this is awesome.

Hot take: Coldplay is a great band, and amazing performers live. Its gonna be a great show

What a shock: the Greek guy was planning to recklessly spend money.

Sure, they should have tried. Should they have tried hard enough to beat a $217 million offer from another team? No.

In 2013 the Spurs has crafted what was essentially a perfect team but ran into Lebron James in the finals, who simply overpowered them with his greatness.