Remind me again...

This will be the super-Caymen Porsche can never make. Corvette doesn’t have a 911 above, so no need to limit the performance.

I still want a Fiero bodykitt for the new Corvette to become a thing. And then a crappy Ferrari bodykitt for the Corvette’s Fiero bodykitt.

My Porsche allegiance is becoming difficult to justify. The (likely) $30,000 base price differential means I can purchase a Corvette, with enough money leftover for a low mileage, two year old Toyota Tundra double cab.

That’s what they want you to think...

Oh look, it’s not a Cadillac.

It seems like they missed an opportunity to reveal it on America’s birthday. Fireworks, hotdogs, american flag shorts, and corvettes..............right? lol

I don’t have any problem with the gays!

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$9995 max. This is a ten (read, eleven) year old BMW from the bottom of the model line with some pretty ricey mods on it. I could imagine possibly spending 10k on this for the right person (I am not the right person) but I don’t see where the additional $5k comes from after that.

Tinted windows and Injen intake screams owned by a vaping ‘hooning’ dbag who probably beat the living piss out of this car.  Plus with that intake I hope there was a tune to go along with it..that I doubt.

Remember when Cadillac celebrated April Fools, for years on end?

Future proofed? Hahah! No such thing in BMW ownership....

This article has made me realize that I have so little interest in anything BMW that I really have no idea if this is a good price or not. I liked BMW a lot in the 80's, but since then they have become overwhelming meh to me.

lol

$10,000 on the car in two years? Hell no I’m not dropping $16,000 on it now. CP

$10k in two years.

could you please stop calling this very obvious opel omega vauxhall

Not sure how it looks dated. Unless “dated” means it looks like it wasn’t attacked by a madman with an ax. Maybe it is dated because it has windows you can actually see out of?