If I owned a Saturn Ion I would try to kill it too.

Ex-GF had one. Nothing of value is lost.

Start at 4:30 of the link doesn’t work.

Interesting fact about that Camaro- The visibility doesn’t change when you brush the snow off the car.

It stumps me as to why you didn’t make an attempt to meet DeMuro and combine your two horrible fantastic fucking ideas into the best post Jalopnik’s ever seen.

Who put Ferrari parts in there !!!!!

Clearly he didn’t read the warning...

He was drunk. And had a gun. And felt threatened.

I’m going back to the sloth story

Meanwhile, during a corporate meeting at Michelin

I heard a rumor that he actually parked a Mirage.

Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution

a lancer without an autozone tow hook? i’m calling BS.

I'd go HRE or BBS, but honestly anything would be better than the stock GTS/Comp pack wheels. They are a sin.

The new Camry rear-end is 96% Lexus ES. It is like they didn’t even try. At least the front end has some character

I only hoon (As much as one can in a 2007 Hyundai Elantra) alone in empty parking lots, on quiet highways at night, or in snowy streets at like 4 a.m. with no one around.

If I fuck up, I'm going to be the one that accepts the consequences. Nobody else but me.

Hoon responsibly.