As a lifetime penis owner/operator and behavioral observer of my fellow males, I can assure you that if this treatment actually worked, US Stem Cell could afford to buy Google by this time next week. And Apple.

I will be honest, I did not expect the first doping bust of the Olympics be from curling. And in a weird way I found my respect for it increased because of it.

A thousand times this.

I think you are taking the wrong side here...

Pebbles will live on forever...

I fully expected to wake up this morning to find out the city of Philadelphia no longer existed. In its place was a smoldering pile of ash and rubble with only the Rocky statue somehow surviving and sticking out of the carnage. Unfortunately, from what I can see, this was not the case.

Philly has a very good restaurant scene, which makes eating horseshit unnecessary, but an even better bar scene, which made this inevitable.

And yet try to tell this man there’s no difference between Pat’s and Geno’s. 

He’s one of those guys who like to smoke pot and make stupid jokes on twitter. It’s just that most stoners don’t have millions of dollars to make their infantile twitter jokes come true.

You know more about it then me, but I agree we need to give our police the tools to do the job and survive it. You give police the ability to survive an attack and the less quickly they will have to result to deadly force. Armored vehicles allow police to get closer to a situation with cover to make the best decision.…

Fiat Is Alright Too

Red is nice and all, but it’s pretty limiting. Can we have a tan top instead? And bring back Montego Blue Mica.

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

I know, it’s like Porsche charging twice that for what is essentially a stanced beetle.

Ah, the new normal. Where protesting is anti American, but colluding with a hostile government is ok.

You know, now that you mention it, the door handles on my car do go and fuck up my touring all the time.

Came here to say the same thing...

Well, they responding to a hit-and-run, had a positive ID on the vehicle, and the guy did have a potential weapon and wasn’t complying with their commands. I think a taser, or pepper spray, are the practical options in such a scenario. Cops shouldn’t be shooting people to death but neither are they obligated to stand…

The worst part is that they’d built hotel on Boardwalk, so he owed like $500 in rent just for one night.

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