It was a Randall’s I believe. If he had gone to HEB, the USSR would have applied for statehood.

You know what? It was enough. I was anti-Switch when it was just a glorified Zelda machine, but their presentation was enough to change my mind and convince me to go get one.

I would say electrical failure will make things far worse than no speedo in a new Tesla.

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

At this point, I’m less terrified of the notion of him being president for 8 years because it means life still exists in 8 years.

The only thing worse than a Trump presidency would be a Pence presidency, lol.

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

Yeah, honestly, I almost added “Fuck that entire town” too. Good call, bc fuck Waco.

Nintendo systems are not for kids, they’re for people who were kids 25 years ago.

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.