Mike Pence is pretty much the defecto leader of the American Taliban. Her blonde hair helmet is essentially the burqa of rich, white women.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

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I’m disappointed in this. I really think that Pete Buttigieg is the right person for the job.

The article felt kind of Shakespearean- dude wants nothing more than love and respect, so much so he runs for President thinking that it’ll be the sure-fire way he’ll get love and respect. But upon becoming President, he finds himself neither loved or respected and is instead mainly alone, by himself, watching Cable…

Big mistake. DNC chair is a full time job. Ellison already has a full time job (didn’t they learn from the Debbie Wassserman Schultz fiasco?)

But Jean Ralphio had brown friends. I would take Jean Ralphio over what we have.

Basically, a Jean-Ralphio who is in charged of our nuclear codes.

*coughs* Young Turks!

To all the liberals who had the audacity to think that Hillary Clinton would have been just as bad as Trump. Fuck you very much.

*Taco girl gif*

i cant tell if this emblematic for what just happened to our country or a blueprint for fixing it.

By ripping off Hillary’s mask to reveal a lizard person underneath? By boldly proclaiming he wouldn’t submit to Lizard Rule? By raising the dead and healing the sick through a simple touch to the forehead? Huh? HUH??

also you attracted the Bernie cult. so. there’s that.

Both these guys can go fuck themselves. I’m so tired of Bernie Sanders remaining at the forefront and everybody making believe he played no role in getting us to where we are today.

Ugh, this isn’t Bernie kicking off a campaign for 2020, right? He’s too old?

But if they don’t air this, what else will the Bernie Bro’s masturbate to!?

i sent a similar group text. no response.

The bra doesn’t have anything to do with the panty. I’m confused.

Group text I just sent: “RING THE ALARM! BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS! BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS!”