UW and the businesses it spins off are quite literally the only thing Wisconsin has going for it. The state is otherwise fucked eight ways from Sunday, and the mercantilist fantasies that Trump sold the drunken inhabitants of places like Janesville and Appleton don’t have a prayer of coming true.

(BTW, tomorrow is is the 36th anniversary of John being shot dead.)

I see no reason to give shitstains like this the benefit of the doubt. They had a chance. And they voted for Trump. That was their chance and they fucked it up.

Crash taught young me never to trust white people’s recommendations on movies about race.

Every time I here about that movie I wonder if it’s this one or the James Spader car accident porn one. It’s never the James Spader.

Paul Haggis is a former Scientologist and Michael Pena is a current Scientologist...and yet....

Gerrymandering happens at the state level. The state legislatures are overwhelmingly controlled by Republicans. But sure, probably Pelosi and Schumer’s faults.

Brockway and Ogdenville aren’t looking so good either.

okay

As far as I’m concerned:

Does Christie ever do like ... his actual job of governing New Jersey?

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Would you say Debra is... messing with Susan Sarandon?

In the ranking of who to blame for a Trump presidency, Susan Sarandon is pretty fucking far down the list.

The truth is nearly a million more Americans wanted someone else to be their president.

White guys: Hillary Clinton sucked, that’s why we lost.

Look, I know it’s not his fault. I know he stumped for Clinton and told all of his immature, die-hard supporters to look past 2016 and try harder for elections in the future to get a bona fide economic progressive on the ticket. But I’m still just having a bit of a hard time even looking at him right now for his role…

I did try to call home. I sat in front of the “Trump’s First Day” post and read about twenty anecdotes to my father who has consistently denied that Trump’s candidacy and now his election has validated white supremacy. He continued to tell me that there was no spike in hate crimes and racist incidents and that they…

Just a note to weigh in: I am aggressively not doing the things on this list and also drinking.

On behalf of all straight, white men that did not vote Trump, I’m sorry and will do whatever I can to help right the ship for everyone.