Libertarians are the fucking worst. Grow the fuck up.

Funny, I used my time machine to go ahead and watch the debate and the only memorable moment for me was when Tim Kaine bludgeoned Mike Pence to death with a harmonica.

guid oh no you didnt!

Is this where I can whine about my fruitless attempts to find a very specific episode of Made.

Oh, I guess you’ve never seen the fat camp episode, starring Dianne.

I really do think that any group that has men in charge of children will have sexual abuse problems

Short pants with knee socks is a fucking adorable outfit for a little boy, and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

my worst Miss U.

Maybe that’s the only time he can get his phone back from his aides? Serious question: how much of his constant attacks on Machado are a heavy handed attempt to frighten other women who have also been mistreated by him from going public?

Keep in mind, this is what Trump has stated he wants to do with our National Debt. I imagine our country creditors will look on that just as fondly.

I don’t know guys, apparently Clarissa is voting for Gary Johnson and she has been known to explain it all.

I’m still stunned from the moment Trump doubled down on the concept of turning our armed forces into global mercenaries “we defend them? Let them pay for it” to the point that Hillary felt the need to turn to the camera and reassure other countries that no, contrary to what Orange Cheeto just said, the US will uphold…

I really don’t have many friends on FB at all and it’s so funny to see the people still proclaiming “Both candidates are awful! I can’t stand either of them.”

Not for nothing but Chris Sale and his twig arms might win the Cy Young this year

Even if the records were unsealed and showed that he beat her daily with an iron rod, it wouldn’t change how his supporters feel about him, unfortunately.

TF is wrong with you. She looks beautiful.

“Associated Press found that over half of the Clinton Foundation donors met with Clinton during her time in office;”

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Really? Age difference is still a thing?? I wear white after Labor Day. Dad’s black and Mom is white. Same sex marriage finally exists. How about the consenting adults thing? Kinda ageist, no?