My buddy has an ex-wife that’s a loose nut.  The indicators were a little different.

Tucks his ears into flatbrim hats.

Didn’t you realize, we should compare all things regardless of how valid!  For the price of this Civic, you can get two BMW S1000RRs!  Do you know how many horses that would buy!  You could get like 30 sets of downhill skis for that!

A long time ago, my mother was looking for a cushy minivan because she has trouble getting in and out of a vehicle and needs enough space to carry a walker.

The manual transmission doesn’t interface well with red paint /s

Is that lead pic an actual promo photo? That is an atrociously bad hook up. That needs a much taller hitch height and/or a load distributing hitch.

I know those stupid 6 lug wheels anywhere

Came here to say this. 

Not just any CTS, but a CTS-V!

Pretty please write a novel? I would pay for that.

You like to make sure that we Jalopnikians are addicted to Jalopnik weekends, is what it is.  😛

One post an hour from 9 to 5! I like to make the most of my time with you fine folks.

he was stinky. I didn't even include the part where he totally ignored me on my birthday which also happened to be my graduation. A bullet dodged!

On another note, you’ve published the last 18 Jalopnik articles in a row.. got damn you are working the weekend.

5 to 6... though 12.

Wipers blades.

NO, fuck that douchecanoe.

David, shame they didn’t have any of the two-door Bronco II Sports for you.

The one time when you root for Mercedes, they fuck up that badly. But we all saw what Russell is capable of in a competitive car. Hell, he can give Bottas a run for his money. 

Toto Wolfe said it perfectly when interviewed after the race. "overall, for us, it was just a colossal fuck up" much to the chagrin of the two fellows interviewing him. Lol!