Oh James get’s hurt alright.

Hamster is immortal, confirmed.

His ego forms the biggest force field -in the world.

His contract.

Why is it Hammond who always get injured? I get Captain Slow don’t get injured, but what’s protecting Clarkson?

Maybe Hamster needs to start covering politics or something less...motorized.

No, no! Tom is a Scientologist, OT level (some big number but not quite as big a number as David Miscavige) and that makes him eternally youthful without cosmetic surgery, cosmically blessed, the greatest thespian who ever or will ever live, perfectly sane and definitely heterosexual.

Having grown up around a lot Eastern European immigrants Im confident in my generalization that Russians are the WORST combination of knuckle-dragging thuggery and imperialist elitism.

It’s absurd watching these sportswriters turn themselves into pretzels to avoid the obvious. Strip away all their bullshit and here are the facts: a black quarterback who once started a Super Bowl began protesting this country’s racial injustices and then (probably) never played in the league ever again. I despair for…

Dont be hating on the RX8...

Oh man, that’s a perfect backdrop for another Mater tall tale: Mater in the OSS, infiltrating occupied Europe. Mia and Tia can be early DKWs. They can have Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart’s character in Casablanca) show up in some fashion as an old Dusenberg or Caddie. A Bugatti Type 57SC can be some sort of Vichy…

Actually, a simpler version of that unified theory might just focus on creative people with huge technical budgets and a need to pay mortgages in an area with ridiculous housing prices...

I hated the movie, but your main objection is the tires?! The cars can talk! Not to mention you’re just kinda wrong. People get their hips and knees replaced all the time. Better yet:

The lexus dealership experience is great as long as you can afford to cut those checks.

Stop encouraging him.

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.

I blackout about once or twice every two years (is that bad?) but I have never been so fucked up that I thought I was on a different coast. Does this guy have to be the best at everything?

The driving schools around me will shed a tear hearing this news.

A reward for you.

There were many, loud voices against the dumb falcon doors. Like, if it’s an SUV where do I put my roof rack? How do I park it in my older house’s garage that doesn’t have a 10 foot ceiling? This was a pure management ego project by Musk.