Our future? Take comfort in knowing there’s nothing new here. People too young for the responsibility of running massive festivals always have screwed up and always will. See: Altamont (1969). Mick Jagger was 26 and hired the Hell’s Angels for security. Three concertgoers died.

I’m guessing not too many of the dopes who paid for this festival are going to really have problems with the rent next month. Mom’s check will clear just fine.

I heard next year OJ is going to find the real murderer.

UPDATE: Jared Kushner has just been named Unofficial Secretary of Bitchin’ Music Festivals and will be partnering with McFarland to make next year’s Fyre the hugest and most tremendous festival ever, much bigger than Coachella. It’ll put the Spling in your Magnises. From Wiki:

I can’t believe this guy thinks he’s going to have a next year. There isn’t going to be a next year.

I would pay $1,200 to NOT have to listen to Blink 182.

I guess it gets to the point where they are just so rotten and poisonous inside that it sustains them for longer than is reasonable. My terrible grandmother lived to 94 and was an absolute monster to everyone right up to the last day- she terrorized home health nurses to the point where they wouldn’t come over unless…

Seriously! This is what I’m confused by the most. For this kind of money, these friends could’ve gotten a great suite just about anywhere, had lots of spending money, lots of great food, and great times together.

“Nobody knew that creating a music festival could be so complicated.”

For $9000, a group of girls could have a freaking great time at Abaco Island in the Bahamas for a WEEK, including plenty of cash for shopping and dining.

Pray tell, what exactly is a “2nd generation money spoiled brat” and why would would one deserve to get ripped off any more or less than a 1st, 3rd, or 10th generation monied person?

I wouldn’t say that they deserved it. Just because she has money to burn on festivals doesn’t mean she deserves to be scammed. But yes, certainly, a fool and her money are easily parted.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Also love this one. I really wish Jon Stewart would score another late night gig...it feels empty without him. Luckily Colbert took off the kid gloves and started delivering the good shit, once again.

This festival seems positively Trumpian in its incompetence and blatant focus in grifting the stupid and gullible.

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

No, if the world was fair, he would have been sterilized when he first started showing “InfoWars-like” behavior.

You’re nicer than me. Cuz I’m totally condoning exactly that.

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.